Saturday, August 9, 2008

clomp thud, clomp thud, clomp thud.

This is the first, and last time I will see fit to grace this filthy rag with my words, altogether too good for the likes of those who will doubtlessly besmirch my fine reputation with their libelous rants in the days that follow. Nonetheless, I allow them this small luxury as a leverage to further reduce their overgenerous water and biscuit ration, and will take no heed of what is written here.

Genteel and intelligent reader, I am sure that I do not have to warn you that what will be written here is doubtless to be lies, all lies, and should in no way be considered to reflect the real situation which can be delightfully ascertained at sailfreespirit.blogspot.com


After all, If you cant trust this guy, who can you trust?


As you can see, many of the fine citizens of the ports I have fled know that I am not the scoundrel I am sometimes made out to be by the villains who would corrupt my fine contributions to society. Just look at their smiles, an irrefutable endorsement of my uncorruptable character.